Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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