similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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