just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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