how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Randomize
