He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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