ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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