I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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