my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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