I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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