Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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