what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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