y did u give ur computer a hand job?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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