It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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