these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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