Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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