nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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