Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Your dad touched me again.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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