Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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