i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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