so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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