apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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