The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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