We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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