I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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