bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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