my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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