We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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