Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
did i walk over a car last night?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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