I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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