I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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