that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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