I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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