Slut skills are useful in every country.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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