he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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