rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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