Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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