Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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