cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?