how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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