I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Randomize
