I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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