I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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