Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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