I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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