Fuck appropriateness.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
