She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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