Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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