Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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