i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
PS: I just woke up from my shower
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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