So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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