Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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