i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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