the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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