Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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