It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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