I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Randomize