white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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