Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
